Why, yes, I should be doing important things like sleeping, or studying for midterms. But you should all know me better than that by now anyway. This doesn't even let me cross anything off my to-do list.

title: 52 Pickup
fandom: SPN
rating: pg
summary: There was never a time when Dean would say, "don't" and Sam wouldn't, because there was never a time when Dean would say it, until he did.
notes: I actually wrote Sam/Dean. You guys, I've been trying to do this for years, only to have it come up gen every time. Big, big thanks to luzdeestrellas and musesfool for telling me when I'm not wearing clothes, and betaing, and making this better.

( It's not that there's nothing coming for them; it's just that they're harder to find. )

Chat!fic with Sam and Dean and PUPPIES.

Apparently musesfool and I are just bad influences on each other. Or, really, really good influences.

Whatever. This is my new favorite thing ever.

New Supernatural in two hours! Have something that will be jossed afterwards!

title: The Waffle Option Initiative
fandom: SPN
rating: PG
summary: The giant neon sign on top of the building was flickering, just a little, and not doing Sam's pasty face any favors. It said, Lou's Lo-Fi Waffle Wonderland. Underneath that was a billboard that said, Music Minus Misery. Beneath that, it said: Lou's Live Late Nights. Below that it said: Awesome Acoustics, Almighty Alliteration, Wonderful Waffles. And under that, in small font, was: Better than anything else in heaven or hell.
notes: This is all entirely musesfool's fault. She made me do it. She wrote some of the funniest lines, and she betaed. Really, she made me. I'm like an indentured servant to her whims. I cannot get this to code 100% to my satisfaction, so, please, tell me how to fix it.

( The Waffle Option Initiative )

title: Liberty Challenged
fandom: Psych
summary: Gus is not a BFF-slut, because it's not cheating to think about it.
notes: This was supposed to be Shawn/Gus, but as per my usual M.O. ended up being what totally counts for gen, because the show's writers are way more OTP about Shawn/Gus than I will ever be. Thanks to musesfool for the prompt, and for looking it over. Written for this A Softer World comic.

( Liberty Challenged )

title: Never Slapped Five with God: 44 Lines About 22 Deaths
summary: The brief lives and many deaths of Castiel, Angel of the Lord.
rating: pg
fandom: Supernatural
notes: This is all musesfool's fault, alright, I was sitting around innocently, minding my own business, and then she made me write this. She also gave me the summary, and the structure, and betaed. Also based on the alt tag of this A Softer World comic.

( The brief lives and many deaths of Castiel, Angel of the Lord )

title: The Adventure Starts Here
rating: PG
fandom: Being Human
summary: It's different, but it's not. And these are the things she's been waiting for.
notes: First of all, many, many thanks to luzdeestrellas, as nearly always, for the beta and bonus Brit-picking because I've forgotten everything I learned during my HP days. Second of all, I've seen the two episodes of this that've aired on BBC America, so no spoilers, and also no promises that it fits in with overall canon. Last of all, I accidentally challenged sleepismyfriend to see which of us could write more stories based on A Softer World comics, and this is my first step toward victory, using this comic as the prompt.

( She trails her fingertips up his arm, just to watch him shiver. )

I have painted the hallway, and between that and Wii boxing I may not be able to move at all tomorrow, because I am so very, very out of shape. Ow.

I have listened to New Perspective no less than 40 times, and Changes once. I'm trying really hard not to be mad at Ryan Ross for, you know, deciding it would be a good idea to release these things the same day. It's only kind of working, so I've decided to get back to him when New Perspective loses it's shine.

It might take a while, I'll admit.

The other remix story I wrote! A pinch hit for luzdeestrellas though lord knows I'm not fond of her or anything. Nor am I in anyway grateful for always being able to send her all kinds of ridiculous things about tiny emo boys whose names I bet she wishes she didn't know.

This one was hard to write just because Laura and I tend to write in pretty much the same style (which is probably why her beta-fu works for me so often?) so to try and do it differently was challenging. Plus it was a fandom that, though I've wanted to do for ages, I never actually had. This original, seriously, has one of my very favorite lines ever in J2 fic. It still makes me all "guuuh" after a hell of a lot of reads and stealing it for this one.

Title: Ain't Scared of Lightning (The Beer by Beer Remix)
Summary: If you want to drown yourself in it like it'll replace drowning yourself in him, well, it can be your best kept secret.
Rating: PG
Fandom: SPN RPF
Original Story: Ain't Scared of Lightning by luzdeestrellas
Notes: Lots of thanks to musesfool for all her help, and betaing, and coming up with the remix subtitling, and making the ending not suck.

( Ain't Scared of Lightning (The Beer by Beer Remix) )

Remix authors aren't secret anymore (yay!) so now I can say that I wrote Separation Anxiety (The Zombie Apocalypse Remix) and Ain't Scared of Lightning (The Beer by Beer Remix).

The remix for my story, of course, was written by musesfool who had the fun task of taking 300 words about boys being locked in a closet and making it into a real story. It's so many kinds of awesome and, like the originals of the remixes I wrote, should be read like yesterday.

This here is the first remix I wrote this year, with my actual assignment. I think my favorite part of remix is getting to roll around in someone else's fic for a couple of week, and usually the hardest part for me is picking one. This one, I don't know why, was just it so early on. It's nothing like I had actually planned on making it, but things I write rarely are. Anyway, story:


Title: Separation Anxiety (The Zombie Apocalypse Remix)
Author: angelgazing
Summary: It's just typical. Anytime he and Sam are separated, one of them dies, or sells their soul, or is nearly sacrificed, or starts the apocalypse.
Fandom: Supernatural; Bandom
Characters: Dean and Sam Winchester, Brendon Urie
Rating: PG-13
Original Story: Forty Thousand Men and Women Every Day by ignipes
Notes: Thanks to my awesomesauce betas luzdeestrellas and musesfool, they deserve rewards for al the flailing they have to put up with from me, really. Also, credit for the title goes to musesfool

( Separation Anxiety (The Zombie Apocalypse Remix) )

My weekend was crazy busy, and it doesn't look like I'll be getting a break anytime soon. I'm stalled on the Frank/Gerard not!big bang, and the Spencer/Brendon thing I've been working on. I just realized that if I go to the Blink/FOB/Patd show in Omaha, that I'll miss my 2nd day of classes in the fall, so now I'm pretty sure I'm going to Chicago instead. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. When the hell do tickets go on sale again?

Anyway, in spite of all of this lameassery, I have, IDK, SPN, something.

title: Kinda Like the End of the World
fandom: Supernatural
summary: Five ways the world didn't end.
disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine. If they were, they would totally hug more
notes: Five drabbles, completely random and not connected. Lots and tons of thanks to luzdeestrellas for doing the beta gig, yet again, even when she wants to stab me in the eye.

( Kinda Like the End of the World )

Remember when I said that if, at the end of the season, Sam and Dean were broken that I would have to fix them? Apparently it also works the other way, and I kinda hate myself for it. Laura is going to completely kill/refuse to speak to me every again.

In an effort to, you know, not do that, I was going through and organizing my email for as far back as, like, late 2005? I don't know, something crazy like that. I'm pretty sure it was season one of SPN, at any rate, before there was all the heartbreak, and drama, and Winchester deaths, and hell.

I found this ficlet thing I wrote and never posted. I'd sent it to luzdeestrellas way before she was even willing to considering watching SPN. It's not deep, or meaningful, or anything, it just makes me go, "Aw, boys, you used to be so much different ::sniffles::"

Anyway, not with current canon, untitled, just under 1700 words, unbetaed, thing I wrote so long ago I had completely forgotten about it:

( Boys being boys )

Hi! I didn't die again! I've just spent that long trying to think of a title! Also, um, I maybe signed up for bandombigbang which should both shock and completely no surprise any of you at all. 20,000 words? Ha. Haha. I couldn't stop myself!

The thing is, is that now there is spn_j2_bigbang. They are due on the same day. Yeah, you can see where this is going.

So can I, but it's probably not going to stop me from being a crazy person. /o\

Anyway! Dr. Horrible fic!


title: Nights Spent with You
fandom: Dr. Horrible
summary: Here's the story of a boy.
rating: PG?
disclaimer: I don't own anything, at all. I'm just that kid who plays with everyone else's toys while they're not looking, ok? It's not like I try to pretend they're really mine.
notes: Thanks to luzdeestrellas for doing like, ten million betas on this thing, and spending 30 minutes discussing veriations of one line. My insanity is all your fault, Laura. Also thanks to sleepismyfriend for listening to me whine about titles for days.

( Here's the story of a boy )

Oh, look! Content. OMG don't look at me.

title: Not Asking You
fandom: bandom
rating: PG, but only because G seems lame
summary: Ryan can't sleep.
word count: 750
notes: Haha, I remember, fondly, the days when I had an rps squick. Well, here's to giving up the ghost on that, yeah? And really, really in this fandom, this is pretty much gen. God, I love this fandom. Thanks to luzdeestrellas for the beta, even if it made her heart heavy to do it.

( It's not like Ryan goes looking for something. )

YAY! remixredux08 author's have been revealed! Thanks bunches and bunches to leiascully for the lovely story that I got. ::grins:: Now, for archiving.


title: You're Gonna Be the One Who Saves Me (the Oasis Remix)
author: angelgazing
summary: No point in chasing down people who don't want to be saved.
rating: PG
fandom: Supernatural
original story: No One You Can Save Who Can't Be Saved by black_regalia
notes: Big, big, big thanks to luzdeestrellas, sleepismyfriend and musesfool for everything.

( You're Gonna Be the One Who Saves Me (the Oasis Remix) )

***

In the interest of easy filing, and you know, in honor of remixredux08 (yeah, you know I'm there. Shuddup.) My remix from ages ago that I never had a chance to post here.



Title: All My Idols Are False (The Gunslinger Extraordinaire Mix)
Summary: There's never been a point in a boy's life that he thinks of as defining. Remix of False Idols by Victoria P.
Rating: PG
Fandom: Firefly

( All My Idols are False (The Gunslinger Extraordinaire Mix) )

title: My Life In a Box
fandom: Scrubs
rating: pg
summary: Dr. Cox is Dr. Cox and JD is JD, not Carol.
word count: 1,250
notes: So this was going to be a ficlet that I threw up and forgot about. Then JD wouldn't shut up. And so now it's just proof of why people should always write what I want them to and not make me have to do it myself. But many thanks to luzdeestrellas for the beta.


( My Life In a Box )

title: Like the Adrenaline Rush
fandom: Love Monkey
rating: pg13
summary: Tom is not drawing inspiration from Jerry Lee Lewis. He's mostly just along for the ride.
pairing: Tom/Wayne
words: 1,550
notes: This is all restless_jedi's fault. Where it not for her, then I could've forgotten it and not been dragging into hell. The cross-gen, it hurts me. The title was oh, so cleverly stolen from a line in 'Love is a Marathon'. But, aside from all that ugliness, big giant hearty thanks to luzdeestrellas, as always, for betaing when she doesn't even know the fandom.

( Like the Adrenaline Rush )

title: Easy
fandom: HP
rating: pg13
summary: Remus is easy. In an epic poetry kind of way.
words: 1,100
notes: luzdeestrellas did the beta thing, and carylic listened to me wibble, and musesfool answered all my stupid questions. They all deserved to be thanked greatly. Written for slashtastica for shackinup_sesa

( Easy )

title: And This Is Our Life Aquatic
fandom: HP
rating: pg13
summary: It's not easy, this doing the right thing.
pairing: Sirius/Remus
word count: 2,200
notes: Big thanks to the usual gang of people, for putting up with me and helping me out and not mocking my word count OCD the way they could've. Written for regala_electra for shackinup_sesa


( And This Is Our Life Aquatic )

title: Shooting People for Their Cars
fandom: House
pairing: House/Wilson
rating: pg13
disclaimer: House and everyone else seen herein belong to someone else, far more clever than I.
word count: 1,500
written for: doyle_sb4 who requested House/Wilson, a weird case, and the hospital cafeteria. For slashfest
notes: Much hearting and many thanks and possibly some world acclaim (but no prizes) to luzdeestrellas for the beta, and to carylic for, once again, not ignoring me in the hopes that I'll just go away. 5 of 5 stories for the second round of slashfest


( Shooting People for Their Cars )

title: Of Safes and Uncomfortable Prolonged Contact with Candlestick Holders
fandom: Ocean's 11
rating: pg13
word count: 1,000
prompt: Danny/Rusty: Danny is with Tess now, which means he shouldn't be with Rusty here, but then, he shouldn't have broken into that safe, either, and he did it anyway.[Request by luzdeestrellas]
notes: Big thanks to restless_jedi for the last second beta.

( Of Safes and Uncomfortable Prolonged Contact with Candlestick Holders )